How To Be My Best Friend

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: True Confessions  |  House: Booksie Classic
My best friend Michael (MASHItaylor) made the original but I'm gonna do my version :) Thanks Michael

Submitted: November 16, 2011

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  1. You must be fun
  2. You can't be boring
  3. You can't be related to Tonya in any way shape or form
  4. You must have bad luck when your near me
  5. You must know what 2+2 is AND IT IS NOT 4
  6. You will run for your life if you see a Tonya
  7. You will get frappacinos for me for Christmas :)
  8. You will plant C4 inside my room and blame Pucker
  9. You will blame me for something you did
  10. I will blame you for something I did
  11. I will accidentally get your finger caught in the door on the labor day parade
  12. You gotta say "I win" on anything that I fuck up [in a good way] on

 

MOST IMPORTANTLY

YOU MUST BE MICHAEL TAYLOR

 

 

 

 

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