Don't Piss Me Off

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Don't Piss Me Off Don't Piss Me Off

Poem by: comedy poetry

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Genre: Humor

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Since at least two of you thought I had cheated a third time - obviously, if I had, I would have called it 3 in 1 'Cos I'm A Cheat, thought bugger you and would post a 3rd. This is a mere, please don't piss me off rant. Oh, of course I am only a bit of a bitch, so will not name the source of my scorn and truth is I was a fan of his, not visa versa as the rhyme suggests, but couldn't make that rhyme! lotsalove to everyone else ;)

Summary

Since at least two of you thought I had cheated a third time - obviously, if I had, I would have called it 3 in 1 'Cos I'm A Cheat, thought bugger you and would post a 3rd. This is a mere, please don't piss me off rant. Oh, of course I am only a bit of a bitch, so will not name the source of my scorn and truth is I was a fan of his, not visa versa as the rhyme suggests, but couldn't make that rhyme! lotsalove to everyone else ;)

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Submitted: February 02, 2013

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Sorry Garry - know the point of this is to avoid saturation, but I couldn't resist. Maybe you should change the password so I can't do this again?!

PLEASE DON'T PISS ME OFF!

Never thought I’d unfan a fan

But guess what? I just saw fit

'Cos though I’m sure a fine man

I don’t appreciate his wit

He doesn’t like the F word

Entitled to opinion

But it’s suddenly occurred

I’m not gonna be his minion

Rarely replies to comment left

Or takes interest in another

And I observantly suggest

Gets most reads from his mother

The thing is he clearly thinks

He simply is too clever

But after he's free from drinks

I'm sure he'll realise - never!

And before he takes offence

Should heed my good advice

How about mutual pretence?

And just be fucking nice

Yes some will claim I am a bitch

For a-pasting on this site

But the thing is my fingers itch

When I know that I am right


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