Don't Piss Me Off

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Since at least two of you thought I had cheated a third time - obviously, if I had, I would have called it 3 in 1 'Cos I'm A Cheat, thought bugger you and would post a 3rd. This is a mere, please don't piss me off rant. Oh, of course I am only a bit of a bitch, so will not name the source of my scorn and truth is I was a fan of his, not visa versa as the rhyme suggests, but couldn't make that rhyme! lotsalove to everyone else ;)

Sorry Garry - know the point of this is to avoid saturation, but I couldn't resist. Maybe you should change the password so I can't do this again?!

PLEASE DON'T PISS ME OFF!

Never thought I’d unfan a fan

But guess what? I just saw fit

'Cos though I’m sure a fine man

I don’t appreciate his wit

He doesn’t like the F word

Entitled to opinion

But it’s suddenly occurred

I’m not gonna be his minion

Rarely replies to comment left

Or takes interest in another

And I observantly suggest

Gets most reads from his mother

The thing is he clearly thinks

He simply is too clever

But after he's free from drinks

I'm sure he'll realise - never!

And before he takes offence

Should heed my good advice

How about mutual pretence?

And just be fucking nice

Yes some will claim I am a bitch

For a-pasting on this site

But the thing is my fingers itch

When I know that I am right

Submitted: February 03, 2013

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comedy poetry

Indie you are hilarious and I love this(as all your comedy) but why? How many do you want? Could it not have waited until your next post?

Is the world coming to an end and I haven't been informed...hahah?

What is the rush, Indie? It is possible to write profusely but not post.

Try other sites, or maybe a local writers' group...satiate your desire but not at the expense of the Collective.

You are going to unfan me aren't you.? Please don't..I am only trying to be helpful.

Sun, February 3rd, 2013 10:52am

comedy poetry

Your comment beginning "Haha" is positively hilarious and had me rocking(in an innocent way) and far superior to some people's work on this site...hahahahah

Your anarchistic antics entertain people, the worse you become the more loveable you become...hahah

Sun, February 3rd, 2013 2:08pm

Indie Skreet

Such kind words from one so authorative ;) And as I said would never name the source of my wrath and have absolutely nothing against camp men.

Sun, February 3rd, 2013 7:15pm

Stormbird Throneshaker

Dumbthing happened to my oilyer commint, sew I half two start awl over again! I don't member whut it was that I sed wurd four wurd except for that we half gaught two luv ... now I know...darn commint box keeps shifting and eye can't sea if I wrote write or naught! Wee've gaught two luv Indi causen she's dinameat...might I mean!
She ghets a volt frum mea!

Mon, February 4th, 2013 12:15am

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Garry has been dealt with in the appropriate manner for his idiocy. He screamed as his testicles were immersed in acid but he did promise never to do it again.

Dinameat does not even begin to describe Indie...she is much more frightening...hahaha.

Pleased to get your vote, Storm.

Mon, February 4th, 2013 11:08am

Indie Skreet

aah mutual luv bruvver, can't weight four yore pom. Mind you, hope it is easier to read than your message, 'cos took me almost as long to decipher as it did for me to work out the diagrams in the Karma Sutra.

Mon, February 4th, 2013 2:01pm

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Was my message crap? I can't remember but I will try and make them easier to understand than the Karma Sutra.(I never thought I would type what I have just typed...haha)

Mon, February 4th, 2013 11:11am

Stormbird Throneshaker

I wondered what the heck I did with them, the diagrams!
Now I know, you have them. Just keep them, They have got to be safe with you, like a treasure map huh?

Mon, February 4th, 2013 6:27pm

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I do cryptic crosswords but you've bamboozled me here...haha

Mon, February 4th, 2013 11:15am

comedy poetry

I should be cross you've jumped the queue
with an extra turn at posting
But you made me laugh so I'll let you off
(Bet Garry gave you a roasting) Garry, this doesn't count for my contribution - please

Mon, February 4th, 2013 6:48pm

Indie Skreet

was cryptic comment Garry? Was Garry cross with me Red? Just wanted to say to Stormbird,ta very much cos have almost mastered them now, just few more to go and to Red, yes he told me off for being a very naughty girl, but apparently loves very naughty girls ;)As someone said, not to know me is to love me ... or summat like that.

Mon, February 4th, 2013 8:52pm

Stormbird Throneshaker

The English version, or American, about the diagrams above!
Indie said... is it alright to post this hear...here too? No, she didn't say that, I was just asking?
Indie said that (she would try and make them easier to understand than the Karma Sutra). Up above ^ ^ ^... these are arrows that are pointing to her comment up above!
I said that (I wondered what the heck I did with them, the diagrams)!
And that Indie, was the cryptical massage...message that you got... well we ...... and made up so it really doesn't matter or maybe it does. I just wanted to clear the air if this was it?
Hellifino! Strange aminals they are.
Okay, I'm outta here, show me the door!

Tue, February 5th, 2013 2:49am