DOWN WITH HOMOPHONIA

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

This is a grate bit of righting bye anew fanny poet.

DOWN WITH HOMOPHONIA

 

I live in Lancashire born and bread

When I was a child I lived on bred

Parents I came from everybody nose

Due to the hideousness of my knows.

 

I bought my wife a 9-carrot wring

Already arguing the next mourning

Went for a burger that was full of mayor

Reported our grievances to the mare.

 

Failure in the sex I tried to illicit

Thoughts of affairs, much more elicit

I’m proud I’ve never been with a haw

No need to worry about that saw.

 

Was thirty nine… now I’ve turned forte

To give up on life is not my forty

I dream of being a massive knob

Manner and door with a regal nob.

 

Musn’t be stupid and pass the book

Listen to a story on my “Talking Buck”

I like nothing  better than a bit of oral

Pardon me, I meant to say “aural”.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Submitted: January 29, 2013

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Indie Skreet

These too first poems are simply two good. You really are an incredibly inventive and funny nob Garry.

Tue, January 29th, 2013 6:59pm

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Your words are too kind, Indie.

Wed, January 30th, 2013 9:08am

Mike Stevens

Very funny, "....to the mare"! I dowen't wawent too rayne owen yer paryade, buwt ders alawt ov spellin mystayak!

Wed, January 30th, 2013 2:44pm

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Mike, thanks for checking us out and your kind comment.

Wed, January 30th, 2013 9:05am

comedy poetry

Haha, Garry, I love it. 'I dream of being a massive knob,
Manner and door with a regal nob'. Brilliant!

Wed, January 30th, 2013 3:35pm

comedy poetry

Oops, don;t know how to leave a comment as myself, That last comment was me, redskelf. Tried to find this page when I was logged in as me, but couldn't and I can't add it as fan. Told you I was a technoklutz.

Wed, January 30th, 2013 3:45pm

comedy poetry

Just sussed it, Will be posting as myself now. Ciao.

Wed, January 30th, 2013 3:46pm

Sultry Alice

This is very funny! I am just looking around to see what's going on, but had to tell you.

I liked this! Very inventive.

Alice

Wed, January 30th, 2013 4:03pm

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Sultry it is a pleasure from us all to have you turn up and give your views....thanks.

Wed, January 30th, 2013 9:11am

comedy poetry

Very clever piece of poetry Garry, i'm gonna start a funny one today. Bit stuck for subject matter though at the mo. Good start to comedy poetry mate :-)

Thu, January 31st, 2013 3:01pm

jackslash

too many spelling mistooks in this for my licking and I think you should go easy on homophone players.

Thu, January 31st, 2013 3:46pm

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Thanks for your humorous comment and checking us out.

We have five contributors who produce varied comic poetry which prevents the overexposure of one particular poet(hopefully!) We aim to keep our profile on the first page of the "Read" humour section at all times(if that is possible)

There is another contribution from Comedy Poetry on about page 4 "P...P..Pick up a Penquin" or just check out the poets work by using the Hyperlink on our profile page.

Anyway nice to meet you and thanks again for your comment.

Thu, January 31st, 2013 2:45pm

jackslash

but I did think it was funny

Thu, January 31st, 2013 3:47pm

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That's what its all about...thanks.

Thu, January 31st, 2013 2:46pm

Insane Membrane

yeah I Like this almost as much as Jacks' comments :-)

Thu, January 31st, 2013 4:05pm

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Thanks Insane for your comments and decision to join.

Thu, January 31st, 2013 2:49pm

Stormbird Throneshaker

Well, four a disclessic everything seams to bee in oarder.
I couldn't fine that minnie misteaks, sew it ghetts a voat frum me!

Fri, February 1st, 2013 1:08am

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Funny comment and thanks for voting for us!

Fri, February 1st, 2013 5:11am

Stormbird Throneshaker

I spelt two rong!

Fri, February 1st, 2013 1:14am

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Thanks, Stormbird Throneshaker..ps great name...haha

Fri, February 1st, 2013 5:13am

Patri Poe

Creative, clever wordplay! Loved it. I think I am becoming a fan, Garry!

Fri, February 1st, 2013 4:26am

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Thanks for your encouraging comments Patri. We welcome you as a fan. Please let us check out your work and we will contact you..if that's ok?

Fri, February 1st, 2013 5:15am

Patri Poe

I'd love for you to check out my postings. I also have a website, poemslammer.com if you'd like to check that out as well. Feel free to contact me. Please and thank you!

Sat, February 2nd, 2013 3:52am

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I will do very soon Patri as I like what I have read so far.

Sat, February 2nd, 2013 12:38pm

Bert Broomberg

Always love a bit of lighthearted fun.

Sun, February 3rd, 2013 11:31pm

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I'm glad we made your heart lighter with fun and appreciation for telling us.

We will check your work out presently.

If you go on "Read" then humour you should always find a Comedy Poetry poem.

Thanks and hope to hear from you again.

Mon, February 4th, 2013 10:54am

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