DOWN WITH HOMOPHONIA

DOWN WITH HOMOPHONIA

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This is a grate bit of righting bye anew fanny poet.
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This is a grate bit of righting bye anew fanny poet.

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Submitted: January 29, 2013

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DOWN WITH HOMOPHONIA

 

I live in Lancashire born and bread

When I was a child I lived on bred

Parents I came from everybody nose

Due to the hideousness of my knows.

 

I bought my wife a 9-carrot wring

Already arguing the next mourning

Went for a burger that was full of mayor

Reported our grievances to the mare.

 

Failure in the sex I tried to illicit

Thoughts of affairs, much more elicit

I’m proud I’ve never been with a haw

No need to worry about that saw.

 

Was thirty nine… now I’ve turned forte

To give up on life is not my forty

I dream of being a massive knob

Manner and door with a regal nob.

 

Musn’t be stupid and pass the book

Listen to a story on my “Talking Buck”

I like nothing  better than a bit of oral

Pardon me, I meant to say “aural”.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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