I/We Have You To Thank

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This was to have been the second poem that I held back till my turn came on the POETRY COMEDY site where Pride apparently has died due to the Fly By Nighter Flu!
Written by Stormbird Throneshaker at some time in the past but posted 02/07/2013 as well.

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Submitted: February 07, 2013

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Why did you tell me Sadie, that you were gonna leave,

for I'm turning blue, cause I forgot to breathe.

Why didn't you tell me baby, that you took the car,

cause I can't leave now, I can't get very far.

 

Why did you tell me Sadie, to blow it out my ear,

then turn and bend over, so I'd kiss your rear.

Why didn't you tell me baby, that you cleared the bank

cause I can't withdraw, and I have you to thank.

 

I have you to thank,

for leaving me this way.

I can't drive to the bank,

to deposit what I've saved.

Yeah, I have you to thank,

for the doctor cleaned my ears.

Took my blood and I fainted,

like I pissed away the years.

 

Why didn't you tell me baby, that you took the kids,

for they did nothing, I don't think they ever did.

Why did you tell me Sadie, about your boyfriend Stu,

cause for me to hear it, means that we are through.

 

Why didn't you tell me baby, that you used me like a tool,

and for the longest time, I felt just like a fool.

Why did you tell us Sadie, about your boyfriend Hank,

cause Stu and I are moving, and we have you to thank.

 

We have you to thank,

for leaving us this way.

We can't drive to the bank,

to deposit what we've saved.

Yeah, we have you to thank,

for the doctor cleaned our ears.

Took our blood, and we fainted,

like we pissed away the years.

 


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This was to have been the second poem that I held back till my turn came on the POETRY COMEDY site where Pride apparently has died due to the Fly By Nighter Flu!
Written by Stormbird Throneshaker at some time in the past but posted 02/07/2013 as well.

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