P...P...PICK UP A PENGUIN

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P...P...PICK UP A PENGUIN

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P...P...PICK UP A PENGUIN

Poem by: comedy poetry

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Submitted: January 26, 2013

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P...P...Pick Up A Penguin

 

Pete's a Patagonian penguin,

A paddling perky bird.

Peacefully plodding on pack ice,

And peculiarly absurd.

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Pete is plump and piebald.

He preys on prawns for lunch.

He's a predator of prodigious power,

And packs a powerful punch.

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Pete's pride are his pale pink pyjamas,

They're pretty and patterned with plants.

He poses in polka dot plimsoles,

And posh pleated purple pants.

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Pete's got a pen pal called Percy,

He's a potty perverted pest.

He pecks and picks on petrel chicks,

Pulls puffins off their nests.

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So if you want to p...p...pick up a penguin,

Be prepared for a Percy or Pete,

'Cus your perception of penguin perfection,

Could be walloped by waddling feet!

 

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© BEN HARDSTAFF 2013


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