P...P...Pick Up A Penguin
Pete's a Patagonian penguin,
A paddling perky bird.
Peacefully plodding on pack ice,
And peculiarly absurd.
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Pete is plump and piebald.
He preys on prawns for lunch.
He's a predator of prodigious power,
And packs a powerful punch.
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Pete's pride are his pale pink pyjamas,
They're pretty and patterned with plants.
He poses in polka dot plimsoles,
And posh pleated purple pants.
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Pete's got a pen pal called Percy,
He's a potty perverted pest.
He pecks and picks on petrel chicks,
Pulls puffins off their nests.
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So if you want to p...p...pick up a penguin,
Be prepared for a Percy or Pete,
'Cus your perception of penguin perfection,
Could be walloped by waddling feet!
© BEN HARDSTAFF 2013
Submitted: January 26, 2013
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it's p-p-perfect.
Mon, January 28th, 2013 1:14pmOh, Indie Skreet stole my line; p-p-phooey; funny deal!
Wed, January 30th, 2013 2:48pmVery very good. I loved the alliteration effect also and the rhymes. This one is even better if you speak it out loud, I mean if your good at tongue twisters!
Much enjoyed.
Alice
I like the way you take the p-p-piss and a great p-p-poem
Thu, January 31st, 2013 3:50pmI just so ha-p-p-en to like p-p-penguins! I don't know about Batman. I wouldn't want to kee-p-p one though however! I like your p-poem and it gets a vote from me.
Fri, February 1st, 2013 12:51am
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Unlike Batman there is more than one "Joker" on this site...haha. This was our first posting and reflects top class poetry writing and humour. Thanks Stormbird.
I note you have commented a couple more times, so I will keep the other comments brief, if that's ok...see you.
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You have not put me off penguins...haha. A good comical poem that sets Comedy Poetry off on exactly the right footing.
Sat, January 26th, 2013 4:49pm