P...P...PICK UP A PENGUIN

Poem by: comedy poetry

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Submitted: January 26, 2013

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Submitted: January 26, 2013

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P...P...Pick Up A Penguin

Pete's a Patagonian penguin,

A paddling perky bird.

Peacefully plodding on pack ice,

And peculiarly absurd.

Pete is plump and piebald.

He preys on prawns for lunch.

He's a predator of prodigious power,

And packs a powerful punch.

Pete's pride are his pale pink pyjamas,

They're pretty and patterned with plants.

He poses in polka dot plimsoles,

And posh pleated purple pants.

Pete's got a pen pal called Percy,

He's a potty perverted pest.

He pecks and picks on petrel chicks,

Pulls puffins off their nests.

So if you want to p...p...pick up a penguin,

Be prepared for a Percy or Pete,

'Cus your perception of penguin perfection,

Could be walloped by waddling feet!

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comedy poetry

Comment | 22 words

Sat, January 26th, 2013 8:49am

You have not put me off penguins...haha. A good comical poem that sets Comedy Poetry off on exactly the right footing.

Indie Skreet

Comment | 2 words

Mon, January 28th, 2013 5:14am

it's p-p-perfect.

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Comment | 7 words

Wed, January 30th, 2013 9:04am

Thanks Indie (its me Garry really...haha)

Mike Stevens

Comment | 9 words

Wed, January 30th, 2013 6:48am

Oh, Indie Skreet stole my line; p-p-phooey; funny deal!

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Comment | 19 words

Wed, January 30th, 2013 9:07am

Mike, thanks again for your interest and you will have to get up very early to outwit Indie...haha

Comment | 14 words

Wed, January 30th, 2013 7:50am

Love the alliteration. You've captured a clever p-pecking beat. Excellent start to comedy poetry.

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Wed, January 30th, 2013 9:10am

Ben's the proper poetry man in this outfit..haha

Sultry Alice

Comment | 34 words

Wed, January 30th, 2013 8:27am

Very very good. I loved the alliteration effect also and the rhymes. This one is even better if you speak it out loud, I mean if your good at tongue twisters!

Much enjoyed.

Alice

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Comment | 19 words

Wed, January 30th, 2013 9:12am

Thanks Sultry and I think you will agree that this is a great example of how to write poetry.

jackslash

Comment | 12 words

Thu, January 31st, 2013 7:50am

I like the way you take the p-p-piss and a great p-p-poem

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Comment | 38 words

Thu, January 31st, 2013 2:48pm

Jack ignore all my comments about checking this out because you have...haha. Thanks again for taking time out to read us and hope to hear from you soon.

We will, of course check your work out...thanks.

Stormbird Throneshaker

Comment | 31 words

Thu, January 31st, 2013 4:51pm

I just so ha-p-p-en to like p-p-penguins! I don't know about Batman. I wouldn't want to kee-p-p one though however! I like your p-poem and it gets a vote from me.

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Comment | 49 words

Fri, February 1st, 2013 5:10am

Unlike Batman there is more than one "Joker" on this site...haha. This was our first posting and reflects top class poetry writing and humour. Thanks Stormbird.

I note you have commented a couple more times, so I will keep the other comments brief, if that's ok...see you.