P...P...PICK UP A PENGUIN
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Poem by: comedy poetry
P...P...Pick Up A Penguin
Pete's a Patagonian penguin,
A paddling perky bird.
Peacefully plodding on pack ice,
And peculiarly absurd.
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Pete is plump and piebald.
He preys on prawns for lunch.
He's a predator of prodigious power,
And packs a powerful punch.
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Pete's pride are his pale pink pyjamas,
They're pretty and patterned with plants.
He poses in polka dot plimsoles,
And posh pleated purple pants.
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Pete's got a pen pal called Percy,
He's a potty perverted pest.
He pecks and picks on petrel chicks,
Pulls puffins off their nests.
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So if you want to p...p...pick up a penguin,
Be prepared for a Percy or Pete,
'Cus your perception of penguin perfection,
Could be walloped by waddling feet!
© BEN HARDSTAFF 2013
© Copyright 2017 comedy poetry. All rights reserved.
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You have not put me off penguins...haha. A good comical poem that sets Comedy Poetry off on exactly the right footing.
it's p-p-perfect.
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Thanks Indie (its me Garry really...haha)
Oh, Indie Skreet stole my line; p-p-phooey; funny deal!
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Mike, thanks again for your interest and you will have to get up very early to outwit Indie...haha
Unknown
Love the alliteration. You've captured a clever p-pecking beat. Excellent start to comedy poetry.
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Ben's the proper poetry man in this outfit..haha
Very very good. I loved the alliteration effect also and the rhymes. This one is even better if you speak it out loud, I mean if your good at tongue twisters!
Much enjoyed.
Alice
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Thanks Sultry and I think you will agree that this is a great example of how to write poetry.
I like the way you take the p-p-piss and a great p-p-poem
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Jack ignore all my comments about checking this out because you have...haha. Thanks again for taking time out to read us and hope to hear from you soon.
We will, of course check your work out...thanks.
I just so ha-p-p-en to like p-p-penguins! I don't know about Batman. I wouldn't want to kee-p-p one though however! I like your p-poem and it gets a vote from me.
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Unlike Batman there is more than one "Joker" on this site...haha. This was our first posting and reflects top class poetry writing and humour. Thanks Stormbird.
I note you have commented a couple more times, so I will keep the other comments brief, if that's ok...see you.
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