S.O.B Story Episode 2 Season 2

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
In this Episode Greg gets everyone kicked out of the Brookeburg mall.

Submitted: January 07, 2015

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S.O.B Story

Episode 2 Season 2

Sugar, Spice and, everything Greg.


 

FADE IN:

 

INT. MALL-DAY

 

In Brooksburg, Andrew, Greg, and Lacey all are walking together in the mall getting some early Christmas shopping out of the way


 

 

GREG: runs ahead of everyone and sees the Cinna_mon (Jamaican Cinnamon Roll place) in the middle of the mall.

 

GREG: Oh my GOD!!!

Screw Christmas, I need me some cinnamon rolls!

(he runs over to the Cinna_mon stand in the food court.)

 

GREG:

20 Cinnamon rolls please! and make it quick!

 

CINNA_MON EMPlOYEE: Sir, that will be 80 dollars are you sure you want that many?

 

GREG:

I don’t give a F**k how much they cost, I need them!

 

CINNA_MON EMPlOYEE: Okay, Well give me 10 minutes because I am with other customers right now.

 

The camera pans out and we see a long line of people.

 

GREG: I can’t wait that LONG!

I am offering to give you 80 Dollars for overpriced, overrated rolls!

 

CINNA_MON EMPLOYEE: Fine sir, but please don’t curse in here.

 

Heather and Andrew run up the Greg.

 

[Out of Breath] Andrew: Greg, What the hell are you doing!

 

[Greg runs off] Heather: [Yelling at Andrew] Andrew! Greg is sensitive! You know that! Go find him.

 

CINNA_MON EMPLOYEE: Ma’am, do you want these?...I mean He left and you look like a rich Bit..I mean A very respectable lady.

 

Heather: Ah, What the hell, It’s Christmas!

 

CUT TO: ANDREW LOOKING FOR GREG IN THE MALL.

 

He looks up and we see a Victoria's Secret store.

Andrew heads inside. Andrew is walking around and he bumps into a rack of lingerie.

 

GREG: Ouch, Watch it buddy!

 

ANDREW: [Shocked] Greg! what the heck are you doing here?

 

GREG: Slurpee,(Greg's pet Chinchilla) told me telepathically to come and sit down here to meet women.

 

ANDREW: That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. [Sarcastic] I am sure no one will think you are a pervert.

 

GREG: I’m glad I have your support.

 

He stands up and we see that he has taken his shirt off and replaced it with a double D bra.

 

ANDREW-To GREG: This is a new low, ever for you.

 

Please tell me that is not a Santa Hat hanging from your ‘area’.

 

GREG: I wanted to be modest, They wouldn’t let me go in the changing rooms.

 

ANDREW: Put on your pants we are leaving before you get us kicked out.

 

GREG: WOW! So I’m like so popular naked they would kick me out?

I’m like a porn star!

 

ANDREW: Sure you are, now put on your damn pants!

 

GREG: Am I am gay or straight porn star?

Because I feel like I would be both, but I wouldn’t bang guys, I would only cuddle them and tell them that God loves them.

 

ANDREW:[Annoyed] I am sure you are whatever the hell you want to be!

 

Cut back to Heather still at the CINNA_MON shop.

 

[Heather calls Andrew on her cell]

 

Heather: [Shocked, on the phone] He did what? Really? Well so much for Christmas shopping. Next year I am ordering online.

 

Cut to ANDREW, HEATHER, AND GREG IN THE CAR.

 

GREG: I’m really sorry...I

 

HEATHER:[Angry] Listen here you arrogant son of a Bitch! You pull another stunt like that and I will make sure you don’t see another Christmas, Are we clear?

 

GREG:[looks down] Yes Ma’am.

 

HEATHER: [Less Angry, More Concerned] Good, Greg, You have to learn to act more mature you get us kicked out of every single place we go. Grow up and stop acting like a frat bro.

 

ANDREW: Greg, I love you but you are such a pain in the ass. From now on you aren’t invited to anything we do, host, or go to for at least 3 months.

 

HEATHER: Andrew, that’s harsh…

 

ANDREW: Coming from the woman who just threatened to kill him I think what I said was justified.

 

HEATHER: Greg, I’ll miss you, Buddy.

 

ANDREW:[To Heather] He has to learn,[To Greg] I mean I don’t want to treat you like you’re three but I have no choice.

 

GREG: So if I act like a grown ass man I can hang out with my rich bitch and bastard again?

 

HEATHER: See, this is what we mean...Insulting us is immature.

 

GREG: Sorry.

 

ANDREW: Oh boy, we have a long way to go.

 

END OF EPISODE.

 

Trevor Stripling Copyright 2015












 


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