There's a Sleepy in My Eye

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There's a Sleepy in My Eye

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There's a Sleepy in My Eye

Poem by: craaig

Genre: Poetry

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Poem by: craaig

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Genre: Poetry

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Not for the easily offended; or disgusted for that matter.

Another challenge met? This one from hiralarious. You be the judge.

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Summary

Not for the easily offended; or disgusted for that matter.

Another challenge met? This one from hiralarious. You be the judge.

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Submitted: June 13, 2008

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Submitted: June 13, 2008

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There’s a sleepy in my eye.

There’s a bogie up my nose;

It’s snot that’s old and dry.

There's toe-jam 'twixt me toes.

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My sunburn always peels.

Got dandruff on my lap.

Got blisters on my heels,

More fun than bubble-wrap.

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Pinching pimples is a daily chore.

It’s blackheads I can’t handle.

If you part my ear-hair,

You’ll find enough wax for a candle.

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Those are things that you might see.

Imagine in my pants . . .

Yellow stains; I hope it’s wee . . .

And boils, you’d fear to lance.

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My pubes host a menagerie . . .

Crustaceans large and small,

Enough yeast for a boulangerie.

I cannot tell you all.

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I’m lousy and disgusting;

A far cry from seductive.

My oozing and my crusting:

At least, I’m still productive.
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