My friend has a statue of JC

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An elaborate device for imbibing illicit substances.

Submitted: December 30, 2011

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My friend has a bong made

from a stainless steel statue

of Jesus Christ

You pack the weed into his outstretched hand

and suck through a hole

in the top of his head

The crown of thorns

can damage your lips

while the shotgun is located

just above his anus

but you need holy water to fill it

It cost him a bundle to have it bored out

and though you singe both fringe

and eyebrows when you use it

the police can't confiscate a religious icon

It converts low-grade leaf into high-grade head

and the stigmata glow in the dark

so it's easy to find in a blackout

and man, you get so stoned

you'd swear you've just been crucified.


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