One in the Ear

Reads: 152  | Likes: 0  | Shelves: 0  | Comments: 1

More Details
Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Parody of Hamlet's 'To be or not to be?' soliloquy.

Submitted: December 14, 2011

A A A | A A A

Submitted: December 14, 2011

A A A

A A A


One in the Ear

To punt or not to punt

That's the question all too blunt

To punt or not to punt

To float away or cop the brunt?

 

To punt or not to punt

Like Hamlet said, the sulky cunt

To punt or not to punt

Should I let my uncle fuck my mum?

 

To punt or not to punt

As I enter a deeper slump

To punt or not to punt

I wonder why I just don't jump

Why am I such a whimpish runt

To punt or not to punt?

 

To punt or not to punt

My girlfriend drowned down in the swamp

After I stabbed her dad behind a rug

To punt or not to punt

Alas poor Yorrick, he's a cunt

To punt or not to punt?

 


© Copyright 2017 Craig Davison. All rights reserved.

Add Your Comments:

Comments