DICKS.

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A boy mourning the death of his best friend finds comfort in changing the way he lives his life.

Submitted: July 25, 2013

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DICKS.

Once upon a time, there was a terribly sad little boy named Bitchcunt Slutnigger. He was sad because his best friend, Cindy, died after having sex with Mr. Vibrators and then aborting his child. In her memory, Bitchcunt decided that he wanted to have an abortion too, but he couldn’t, because he didn’t have a uterus.
Bitchcunt found the best doctor around, Dr. Fistmytightass. He asked Dr. Fistmytightass to turn him into a girl, and he said “What, you little cunt slut, you think I do this shit for free?” So Bitchcunt cried. Then he went to his Grandma and did some ‘chores’ for her in exchange for the money. He went back to Dr. Fistmytightass and gave him the money, so Dr. Fistmytightass got a uterus and shoved inside of Bitchcunt’s ass.
The newly inserted uterus had several ravenous blood vessels that sought to attach themselves to a living organism, thus the vessels took hold of Bitchcunt’s rectal wall. Bitchcunt was so thrilled that he had a wonderful new uterus that he didn’t notice.
He decided that he had to get pregnant as soon as was humanly possible, so he asked Dr. Fistmytightass to impregnate him. But the doctor wouldn’t do it because he hadn’t been paid well enough yet. So Bitchcunt did some ‘chores’ for Dr. Fistmytightass similar to those he had performed for his Grandmother (who then died as the result of a poorly self-administered episiotomy) (pooooooor Grandma). Dr. Fistmytightass then impregnated Bitchcunt with the Super Ultra Impregnator 2000, but it was really just a penis. Dr. Fistmytightass likes hyperbole.
Bitchcunt Slutnigger gleefully hurried home after being violently impregnated by Dr. Fistmytightass’s Super Ultra Impregnator 2000, to show his mother his shiny new uterus and fetus, but she also died as the result of a poorly self-administered episiotomy. Self-administered episiotomies were the latest fashion. When Bitchunt saw his mother’s mutilated vagina, he cried for hours, out of his hair follicles. The tears ran down his back and into his anus, which were then absorbed by the ravenous uterus. The fetus inside grew powerful from these tears, and grew seventy-six Mega Breasts which it maneuvered up into Bitchcunt’s brain stem.
When Bitchcunt went on his merry way to the abortion clinic, run by Mr. Vibrators, the recently strengthened fetus inside of the ravenous uterus was like “LOL NO BITCH.” With it’s seventy-six Mega Breasts, it began to tear away at Bitchcunt’s brain.
Then Bitchcunt had violently passionate sex with Mr. Vibrators, aborted the fetus with a garden shovel, and died. Then he had not so satisfying mediocre sex with Cindy in Hell, where they were sent as the result of the incest and abortions they both partook in. The EnDICKS
 


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