The President

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
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Submitted: September 09, 2010

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Alright, fellas, the election announcenment is comin' up", they all gathered by the t.v. screen. But before the winner was pronounced, each had their advertisements previewed again just to depress the excitement.the first was showcasing John Kerry...colors of white and yellow and pink were in the background.......with peace signs. "Hello my name is John Kerry and I'm here to show the world peace, we should not fear these nuclear weapons of such blackmail , we planned a National missile defense strategy that'll turn those scary...giant bullet- errr- dickhead, warhead ,im sorry, into smokes of a peace sign before it reaches America, so peace be with us, and god bless us all.Oh! and california with your most essential votes, we'll legalize marijuana!" Kerry discloses with a smoke of weed blowing a peace sign". And groups of stoners watching from living rooms exclaim with relief.
The next previous political ad posted was from candidate George W. Bush: By the american flag with a pot of meth-amphetamine he began:"hi kids, did u ever know what its like to play fire at brown people?With nuclear arms we dont know when will hit, we will stay the course for the safety of our country at war in Iraq.With million copies of Call of Duty video games and al queida insurgency to shoot at we will take action! God Bless America! and nowhere else!". A round of aplause was given by the crowd in the t.v., but americans at diners and homes soon worried. A nun began prayer, "Jesus, god save us all!"

"alright, with matters to discuss, we have evidence that Iraq has possession of Biological Warfare" stated USSS Colin Powell."with military efforts we found this in the garage of what are delinquet enemies were hiding"He held a vial that contained anthrax, Bush turned to him then turned to face the UN council, and dodged an attack from a journalist's ten inch boot !...but he had it all planned out...with a stunt double. but the journalist didn't go for one shot kill,he grabbed his other ten incher and threw at Colin Powell, dropping the anthrax vial. Everbody in the UN council screamed and panicked , minutes later they were coughing...and dying. the president was rescued and immediately shoved a gas mask in his face. While the journalists contained in the council room were dying, other journalist who were late interviewed the president outside in his gas mask: "so how was the council at the meeting room inside?"
the president: oh, it was god-awful I'm glad those bitches are dead
Journalists:Well we are glad that we are safe if we didnt arrive late due to a car bomb in traffic
the president: yea , that happens here a lot in this god-forsaken place, God Bless America!~ and nowhere else!


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