Paws on the Game

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is a true story about how a mistake I made one day while watching TV. Read to find out what!

Submitted: April 07, 2007

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I had just woken up and my hair was a mess. Still half asleep, I went to the bathroom to brush my hair. I put on my warm fuzzy robe and walked into the hallway. My mom’s door lock only half-way works so, all I had to do was shake the piece of junk, and it would open. I broke into my mom’s room and yelled, "I’M HUNGRY!". Now of course, my mom isn’t a morning person at all so, the look on her face made me think Why did I make this foolish mistake? I know mom’s not gonna get up. I have better chances of winning that Wal-Mart $500 gift card giveaway I entered last week than getting this morning monster awake. I always have to wait about an hour for her to get up, because she always has to get completely dressed, put on her make-up, put on her shoes, then do her hair, even though she was only walking 20 feet away to the kitchen!

I went into the living room and turned on the TV. (The boob toob, as my parents call it.) Sitting there watching Clifford, (Hey, it was the only thing on, OK?) I heard my belly growl again and again. Oh no. I’m not gonna have to do something for myself, am I? I groaned and stumbled through the kitchen. A few minutes later, pancakes were in the microwave, and I was ready to eat! Ahhhh.... A nice warm breakfast, but for all that work!?! We need more maids in Mississippi.

 

Once I was finished eating, I played on the computer for about two hours (since I am a computer freak...) and then stomped back into the eating place that I dreaded to use. "DOESN’T ANYONE WASH THE DISHES AROUND HERE!?!" I yelled. Oh, here it goes again! Can you believe that? I had to make my own lunch AND wash my own plate! Reaching into the freezer, my lovable very lovable cat, Jade, jumped up and irritated me by loving on my face. After pushing her away, I grabbed some leftover fried chicken out of the freezer and stuck into the microwave on the dish, I just had to wash, myself. As soon as it was done, I took it out and started towards the living room to sit on the couch. And here came one of Jade’s kittens. Trying to eat my chicken and watch Full House at the same time, the kitten jumped onto the couch and reached out to grab my MFC. (That’s Mississippi Fried Chicken.) Not knowing what I was doing, I threw my chicken on the floor and started to nibble the cat! "Yuck!" I exclaimed. My mom and dad just sat there watching and laughing. Ya coulda told me I was about to eat my own pet. And without knowing it! I thought. Next time I eat fried chicken, I’ll make sure I don’t throw it on the floor!

 

 


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