Traveling Choppers

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Something terrible happens when my dad sneezes. Read to find out what!

Submitted: April 08, 2007

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Traveling Choppers

 

This story is about my dad when he was just getting together with my mom. He had just gotten out of the dentist’s office, and a surprising thing happened when he sneezed. Read on to find out!

My dad had one sore tooth one day. He went to the dentist to have it checked. This dentist’s office was a big room where everyone treated you like a number. In fact, you had to have a number. Dad’s "sore tooth" number got mixed up with someone else’s and things went terrible. Dad had to get put to sleep with a special thing-a-mi-jigger gas that made him very drowsy. As soon as he got to sleep, the surgery began. He wasn’t supposed to have surgery, but since they got the numbers mixed up, all 32 teeth were gone, pretty soon! With his gums still swollen, they made molds of his former teeth positions and off the dentists went.

The next day, my dad’s gums weren’t as swollen as the previous day. He got in his little ole’ Datsun pick-up that he had just cleaned and slipped onto the street on his way back to the crowded office. Once he was noticed in the office full of desperate patients needing help, he was called into a room to receive his sparkling new dentures. Without any denture Fixodent or anything to hold them in, they shoved the new dentures into my dad’s empty and lonely mouth and quickly said "Goodbye!", without noticing they weren’t exactly the right size.

Dad climbed into his little Datsun, and proceeded towards the speedy, eight-lane freeway. After a while, he felt the urge to sneeze. "AHHHHCHOOOOOOOO!", and his brand new choppers went flying out the window and onto the street. In all this traffic, there was no way he could get those things back! He imagined a homeless guy walking down the gutter of the freeway, spotting them, and trying them on. Well, at least somebody might be able to wear them now! he thought.


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