Signs, Stay Away

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My cousin is less than hospitable, find out why.

Submitted: March 19, 2016

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My cousin Buford has property

Just down the road

And his hospitality is lacking,

Or so I've been told.

On his fence are signs that say,

 "Beware of DOGS"

And "I belong to the NRA."

Another simply says, 

"STAY AWAY!!!"

 

"Trespassers will be shot,"

Boasts another Post.

Leading me to conclude

That he may be a lousy host.

But it's really not his fault,

His neighbors are a thieving lot

And they're always taking his stolen stuff,

But never the stuff he bought.

 

JEF  ---  03-18-2016

 


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