The Seventh Month

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A pregnant woman is hungry.

Submitted: November 03, 2015

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She insisted on Caramel

And Peanut-butter pastries,

Either by the box, or by the pound.

And a Walnut, pistachio, lemon cake

With a very thick malt

To wash it down.

 

She had to have

Apple-butter, or Raspberry, scones

And a Ham and Cheese, double layered, wrap.

And could I get

A Pineapple and Artichoke Pizza?

(Oh my God, that really sounds like crap!).

 

I told her that I had drove around for hours

That I found nothing

That she was hungry for

I handed her a cold chilly-dog

And she said, "Thanks,

I'm not hungry any more."

 

JEF 11-2015

 


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