MUGGING IN EDINBURGH

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
AN AMERICAN WAS MUGGED IN EDINBURGH

Submitted: January 26, 2012

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The Yank came in over night

and at breakfast that morning

 

in the Edinburgh hotel

he said

 

I was mugged last night

at the railway station

 

and your brother said

how comes that happened?

 

Well I was in the john

the Yank said

 

and someone banged

on the door of the stall

 

and said

open up I’m going to throw up

 

and so I opened up

and the guy pushed me back

 

and stole my wallet

out of my pants

 

and ran off with it

and you said

 

you opened up

to let the guy in

 

while you were on the john?

well I wasn’t thinking

 

the Yank replied

I just thought

 

well he needs to get in

and the other guests

 

at the table

looked at each other

 

but said nothing

and your brother said

 

what did you do then?

Oh I finished my business

 

and phoned the cops

the Yank said

 

and they

were most helpful

 

they said they’d

get in touch

 

when they caught the guy

and you said

 

you want any ketchup

with that sausage,

 

bacon and egg?

and the Yank nodded

 

and you felt his hand

touching your leg.


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