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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Prizefight ????

Lord Jesus, Almighty Christ!

Would you please make sure that we have an awesome fight.

And don't let nothing happen to me or my opponent before fight night.

Don't let him get sick.

Don't let him get dead.

Don't let his woman say something to emasculate him and fuck up his head!

So protect this man Lord and keep him safe!

Because when we step in that Octagon on Fight Fight,

I want every opportunity to fuck up his face!

Hashtag: Muhammad Ali is Back!!

I know that might creep ya'll out a bit, but honey its a fact.

The spirit that was in that great man, now dwells in me.

Come Fight Night, ya'll all go see!

Everytime a star dies, a new one is born.

The whole world is going to know my name.

And it is not Jason Bourne.

Mic drop . . .

Submitted: July 08, 2018

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