Burrito Dog- A thrilling sequel to the story of Taco Cat

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A thrilling sequel to the story of Taco Cat!

Submitted: December 19, 2013

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Submitted: December 19, 2013

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Once, far off in the land of Emo, a thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand years after the Taco Cat, lived a Burrito Dog. This dog's name was Dfidwjgiohduiognodfn. Just kidding! His name was Rufus. Well, anyways, this "Rufus" set out to join the Storm Cloa- I mean the Storm Coats. So he set off in a perilous journey through the wicked snow and harsh winds. THE PLACE WAS LIKE HOTH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! He faced Mudcats and Barkers and even a giant! A giant dog that is. ;) ANNNNYWAYS! He joined the Storm Coats and then set out to meet with the Jarl BaldWoof and blah, blah, blah.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF this…?” He started off yelling but whispered on the last word.

“Ummm… Are you ok?” Asked the burrito dog.

“OF course.” he said again whispering the last word, while shouting the rest.

“I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SET OUT TO THE LAND OF Morrowoof.” He said.

“Why? What’s there?”

“OH, YOU KNOW JUST A FIRE breather.” He said. A fire breather is actually just a flying cat who fell into some radioactive by Imagine Dr- I mean some radioactive waste. That’s totally what I meant to say.

So Burrito Dog set out to the province of Morrowoof, only to find there was no dragon.

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-“ Burrito Dog started to yell but was cut off by a guard.

“I used to be a burrito dog like you until I took an arrow to the beef.”

“Okaaaaaaaay… burrito dog said.

“I used to be a burrito dog like you un-“

“Okay bro, I got the point.”

“I used to be a burrito dog like you un-“

“Stop it.”

“I used to be a burrito dog like you un-“

“Stop.”

“I used to be a burrito dog like you un-“

“Staaaaahp!”

“I-“

“BRI-TO-DAHG!”

Let’s just say he won’t be bothering anyone ever again. However, as soon as he turned around, he saw that all of Morrowoof was gone!

To be continued…

 

 


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