Axe or Ass?

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The ever growing question is answered. How do people really feel about Axe Body Spray?

Submitted: September 07, 2009

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Being a man, you find yourself casually standing in a locker room full of men.  Your all sweaty, smelly, dirty, and all kinds of filthyness.  All of this is so un-appealling to most of the ladies.  But, your standing there and someone pulls out what is now called "a chicke magnet".  Axe Body Spray!  It doesn't get any worse than this.  Everyone in that locker room puts their hands over their mouths, and begins gagging for dear life.  The smell is so strong that the fumes begin to cause dizzyness.  People pass out all over the room, like a can of tear gas.  The foul odor produced from the small canister is almost unbearable.  How can this magnetize anything?

Well, over time I have found that Axe Body Spray is used all around.  Men from all types of living use this stuff make themselves feel better in a hopeless endearment to gain a favorable lady.  But let me tell you the truth about Axe Body Spray.  It isn't worth touching.  Most women find Axe to smell quite foul, as I found when talking to many of them.  They had all concurred that Axe really didn't turn them on.One woman said, "I think axe smells really gross, too much aerosol".  I can only agree.  The first time I used axe I thought that I smelled quite good, until someone told me otherwise.  She told me that it really didn't smell good on me.  I immediately stopped wearing it.  Not only because I felt lied to by consumer marketing, but mostly because it began to give me breathing trouble.  I then realized this one thing.  You can't really smell yourself when your wearing this stuff.  It blocks up everything in your nose up to a level of intoxification.  Meaning, it's not good for you...meaning, how would you ever know if you really smelled good.  You might smell like a pig and not even know it.  You may smell like ass and not be aware of this.

Look at the commercials you see on TV.  The ones where you see all of these women dropping down on this guy just because of this body spray.  It doesn't work though, simply because women won't do that(In public).  But that effect doesn't exist.  This goes for any spray on the market, even collognes.  The effects may vary.  Just because you wear it doesn't mean your going to get every single chick that looks at you.  I see friends of mine who don't even shower all the time, but they think that Axe is going to cover it up.  What a misconception.  Bro's you need to take a shower, and it's as simple as that.  Get down, get wet, get clean(no pun intended).  This will bring you the ladies that you always were looking forward too.  The Axe effect could go either way.

So many women don't find themselves atracted to Axe body spray.  Does anyone ever wonder actually why this is the case.  Maybe the reason really comes down to this simple fact...Axe is really a womens body spray.  Well, bet you didn't see that coming.  It was originally released in France as Axe Body Spray, gaurunteed to atract the man of your dreams.  Then unable to keep the trademarked name in the United Kingdom, it became Lynx.  Somewhere inbetween this transition from Axe to Lynx, Axe became a mens body spray.  So, maybe Axe isn't so sexist, as many other people believe.  Because if you think about all these men are really wearing a womens body spray.  Who would have know.

I don't want to say this.  "Axe Body Spray is the most disgusting thing ever".  No!  This is not my goal at all.  In fact, some people smell really good with Axe.  It smells good when they wear it, and possibly it even has that "Axe effect", that every single man looks forwards to when wearing this stuff.  No, I don't hate Axe.  I just don't wear it.  So, in this article I tried to pull up some interesting facts on this aerosol powered spray.  I hope I suceeded.


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