pump em full of roids

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Submitted: February 06, 2013

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Submitted: February 06, 2013



pump em’ full of roids


don’t give a shit about baseball,

don’t care about basketball,

could give a fuck about football,

could give a piss about the Olympics

& i wouldn’t watch the Tour de France if

you paid me,

but i know one thing---

if i was one of these schmucks who

shell out an arm & a leg

for a seat in the stands to watch the

pituitary cases run round on a field

in their little uniforms,

i would want my pituitary cases

pumped full of roids,

writhing with performance enhancing

drugs &

buzzing with stimulants of all shapes &


because i would want my goddamned

money’s worth---

all of these athletes who used &

succeeded, surpassing the sloths who

chose not to, are the real

entertainers &

is that not what these muscle bound


get paid to do?

entertain us motherfuckers!

entertain us


worry about what all the drugs did to

your body,

when you’re sitting home,

old, senile &

surrounded by trophies.

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