The Shining Big Birds

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: True Confessions  |  House: Booksie Classic


Once upon time there was a gnome by the name of Jack Nicholson. He had owned a candy factory and a special meat factory. The candy factory's structure was entirely made of candy with even the employers who were demonted chocolate covered chicken elves. Jack had originally developed the candy factory after his breakdown at the Stanley Hotel when he successfully transformed his own son Connor into Froggy from the Muppets with a Demonic Anti-BigBirds ritual that required a height sacrifice which made him the gnome we know him as today. After his wife Mel Gibson found out she took her son Connor now in Froggy's body away from the hotel and into a cave to what they would find out later  would be a  reservation  for the Big Bird tribe. The family survived after the Chief of the tribe or so called "Big Wells Fargo Bird" allowed them to stay after they accepted his offer to opening an account and eating Wendy's with him. Jack never found about any of this though he had lived in the hotel ever since until he had found a lot of gold in a hidden cave covered by a wall in the basement. He had found this gold after making his basement into a shooting range and discovered a hollow wall. As one can assume he took this gold and built the two  factories  to  initiate  a magical barrier surrounding the hotel. Supposedly the factories had the unleashed a magical barrier to protect against the Big Bird tribe attacks, however it would not protect the hotel against Morgan Freeman's space fleet....

 

Jack decided today was the a he was going to start building his new Kentucky Fried Chicken Factory he believed this would provide the extra barrier to protect him from Freeman's space fleet. A month passed by Connor had become a crazed sociopathic froggy with the help and push of Wells Fargo  and had so called supposedlymistakenly killed one of the Big Birds no matter Wells Fargo was still proud of what he created and how he achieved such a magnificent warrior.  Meanwhile in space Freeman's fleet had just escaped an alien outbreak released by Ridley Scott with no worries. Freeman was planning next to head to earth he could sense a great war approaching. When he had finally reached earth he sent his biological son Yoda down to earth . Yoda landed in Shanghai, China on one of the Buddha Temples. Little did he know Darth Michael Moore was filming a conspiracy he had thought of how monks were actually White Hat or neutral wizards. When heencountered Moore he prepared to attack with his lightsaber, however Moore suddenly realized and acted on his own self defense by using force gravy lighting. Yoda flew back and was covered gravy and was a bit drained after being shocked. No matter Yoda jumped back onto his feet threw himself at Moore and suddenly was saber clashing with Darth Michael Moore. Moore was waving his plastic flameresistantlightsaber that burn object when it touched them. Yoda was furiously clashing lightsabers with him then Yoda tried to knew Moore. Moore dodged the attack byback flippinginto his nuclear W. Bush starship and flew away. Moore was secretly working for JackNicholson and had flown there to hide away from Yoda. 
 

 


Submitted: April 11, 2014

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