Why The Chicken Crossed The Road

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Mystery and Crime  |  House: Booksie Classic

Dirty and Suspenseful

Why the fried chicken cross the road? The real question is what was the chicken's motive. I suspect he was was heading to a meeting with a dealer by the name of Morgan. Morgan was a dark man with a deep voice and a creme thick beard his last name was Freeman. He has a criminal record for selling drugs and weapons to chickens. One of our undercover police conducting investigations on him had found that he was in the Mob his mob boss goes by the name of Well Big Fargo Bird and word is out he is a dangerous OCD yellow bird. Anyways, Morgan was selling Kentucky Fried Michael Moore a drug that makes the user craze with conspiracies and eventually kills them by blowing up their head. I had followed Freeman after the deal was made and I had already called in for back up. Freeman was about to enter a whorehouse when my taskforce surrounded him and that dirty old pervert did not get away this time. My task force took him back to the station locked him up in a cell. When I got to the station I ordered one of the officers to bring him into the interrogation room. I sat down waiting when he came in he had no fear in his eye only the thought of molesting children it was grisly and disgusting. Freeman sat down and then I began questioning him. I told him, "Tell me Freeman why do you do it?" Freeman replied, "I do it because I am deadly and because crazed maniac like me who attack people and eat their faces does not care not one bit" I replied, "DAM YOU FREEMAN! I do not have time for your games!" Freeman replied, "Well well well ain't that to bad for you that is a kick in the head." I punched Freeman across the face he laughed I kept punching until I kicked him in the groin and then he gave out a loud breath and said, "Please stop I will tell you anything just please stop." I told Freeman, "Where is your boss" he replied, "The old KFC factory" I told my squad,"You heard him men lets go rip some bird." I hurried out to my car and speed as if I was in a F1 race. We got to the factory my team surrounded the entrance and I kicked the doors open a man with uzi pooped up he said, "Do not take another step my name is Jack Nicholson and I will not let you take Big Bird." I just shot a tranquilizer at him and did it the easy way. More Bodyguards came and I kept use my tranquilizer to apprehend them. Eventually, they were all done after a 30 min not really a gunfight I raced with my feet to the main office door. I kicked it open with my feet What I saw next was so gruesome and disgusting Wells Fargo was holding a muppet froggie by the neck, "He said help my name is Connor" Wells Fargo said, "Shut your pilehole." Wells Fargo said, "Well I guess that is it you got me" suddenly he threw a knife at me.I dodged it with my quick reflexes and then pulled my tranquilizer gun twice and shot at his stomach and one of his thighs. He fell unconscious face flat to the ground then surprisingly Connor took out a uzi pointed it at me and fired and screamed," Die peasant."
I fell to the ground Connor walked up to me took out a pistol and said," Goodbye" I looked up knee kicked him and said, "Nice try mr.chicken but I always wear my bulletproof vest and my helmet."
While Connor was on his knees I shot three tranquilizers at him and knocked him out. My men then apprehended him I then walked over to what appeared as a cellular door. It had a lock I shot at the lock  with my desert eagle.
I then opened the door it was a shocking messy scene. Children being chained here all alive and they are all molested by the Wells Fargo that is when it occurred to me is this the reason the chicken crossed the street to give me a clue and save these children obviously. I looked around and there was a map on the wall with a pinpoint to a cabin in forest that was labeled Snay.

 

(The End or is it)


Submitted: April 11, 2014

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