K9P advert

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Submitted: January 15, 2012

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Walkies Pharmaceuticals

Have the pleasure to present the new addition to our

Natural Remedies Ranges.

From the makers of Fermented Ferret Brew and Tiddles Piddles Throat lozenges

Need a bit of a lift? You’re usual vitamins not doing the business?

A revolution in supplements has arrived in our handy nose peg and pipette packaging.

K9P Natures answer to filtered water!

Simply attach the peg to your nose, break away the thin wax seal from the attractively coloured pipette and knock back.

We assure you the rejuvenating effects will be instant. Your pervious lethargy will be replaced with the urge to race like a greyhound to the smallest room in the house.

So round up those sleepy sheep and kick start your day with our five exciting flavours.

Yorkie, the ideal pick me up

Mongrel, the best of all worlds

Labrador, for when you’re feeling totally licked

Saint B, with real brandy for those stressful times

Dane, for when only a double shot will do

We must be barking mad with this introductory offer

Only $10 including P & P

We know you’re going to simply WOOF it down

Nose pegs are supplied standard size, if nose size inhibits clipping then inset into nasal passages

All our packaging has been developed with reuse/recycling in mind. Collect 10 K9P nose clips and claim your free peg bag. (Free delivery when claimed in conjunction with or multipack buy 10 and get 1 free deal otherwise a $10 charge applies) Our attractive multi coloured glass pipettes can be recycled or collected and proudly displayed on window ledges or other prominent places around the home. Ear wax may be consumed or disposed by other biodegradable methods.

Send cheques to

Rovers Retreat

Pound lane

Lassietown

Barkshire


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