i drink therefore im drunk

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a day in the life

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a day in the life

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Submitted: March 16, 2013

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i got really drunk last night and at some point in the later stages of the night i drank an energy drink and then passed out not long afterwards.
i woke up this morning with a bit of a hangover and opened the fridge looking for something to eat and noticed an inch of liquid in the cheese drawer.
upon opening the cheese drawer and taking a whiff i realized that the liquid was piss, and since i live alone i concluded that it must be my piss.
upon further reflection i did recall a vague dream like memory of midnight peeing .

oh boy and wowee zoweee

luckily there was no cheese in the cheese drawer at the time.

anyway another day in the life
give my regards to uncle jimmy
and in the words of pat boone "go suck an egg you mother licker"

-Dick Laurant


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