The Score is Not Even

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Why you might be staying up late at night.

Submitted: June 26, 2012

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The score is not even

I lay awake; I cannot sleep, why? I go to sleep every night at the same time; but still I lay in bed with my eyes open.  My body should know by now that I want it to go to sleep.  What if my body and I are two, by this I mean two different people?  He has his own agenda and I have mine.  At two in the morning he wants to pee so I let him or he won’t leave me alone.At nine I want him to run 3 miles and he does cause I let him go pee at 2. Then noon rolls around and he is begging for food! Four o’clock and my girlfriend comes over for a quickie, 7 o’clock he wants to eat again.  According to my score it is three to body, two to me.  So what the fuck body it’s my turn, GO TO SLEEP! I mean hypothetically if we were two.


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