The Peanut Monster

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Submitted: March 26, 2007

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The Peanut Monster

 

Once there was this guy that loved peanuts. He loved peanuts so much that he ate them and ate them. Then he ate so much that he got fat. Then he got so fat that nobody liked him. Then he went to another town, and nobody like him in that town. So he went to another town, nobody like him in that town. So he went in a rocket and took off his helmet and stuff, and died. Then he floated to another planet called Mercury. Then somehow he was alive, he was trying to go on diet but their was no food. And then he floated to another planet called Saturn, he ran around it's ring so he could lose weight. But he was too fat so he couldn't  lose any. So he didn't have any more food so he found leftover peanuts in his fat and pockets, but the peanuts in his fat were soggy because they were in his fat for a very long time. He still ate them. So then he took the peanuts out of his pockets and they were all sweaty because he was running around Saturn's ring. He still ate them. Then he floated to Jupiter and there was all gas then he had gas. And made a whole new planet bigger than Jupiter made of gas. Then he found these aliens and they were scarier than him. But he never took a shower, so when he lifted up his arms they died. Then he found a big jar of peanuts then different aliens were eating them one at a time, as if they were proper. Then the peanut monster just shoved them over like he was a monster. Then he ate the jar of peanuts. So he went to a different planet called Mars, he didn't want to do this in front of the aliens there, he took off his clothes and jumped in a pile of peanuts. Then this alien saw him swimming and he went over there and was going to join him but he didn't because he loved peanut butter, so he went in the peanut butter pool instead. Then the peanut monster put his clothes on and asked the alien, "is that shushed peanuts?" The alien replied, "No this is peanut butter." So the peanut monster says, "Isn't that the same thing?" Then the alien said, "Kinda." And the peanut monster told him to get out. Then the peanut monster ate all of the peanut butter. Then he was in love with peanut butter. So he thought that this could be a good diet, but it wasn't. So he exploded and made a whole new planet called Peanut Butter Monster.  Now aliens that like peanut butter go there and visit, to get free samples of peanut butter the end.


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