Replacements aren't Necessary, for therealandrew

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Fantasy  |  House: Booksie Classic
For a reddit IAmA

Submitted: August 04, 2011

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Submitted: August 04, 2011

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I know what you’re doing. I will not be fooled.

I am not crazy, But I know what you’re doing. The receptionist always turns her head to the right when she greets me, never to the left. My coworker down the hall always says “Hiyas!” and never “Good morning!”. My wife always calls me at exactly 10:25 to tell me what the kids are doing that afternoon, never at 11:10.

I know what you’re doing, and I will not be fooled.

I already told you I am not crazy, and I know what you’re trying to do. This is an experiment, this is some sort of sick experiment that you’re conducting isn’t it? Taking everyone and changing them and then forcing me to deal with it? Hm? You’re sick, completely and utterly sick. My boss never ends his emails with “Sincerely” it’s always “Get back to work”. My kids never call me during work hours, unless it’s an emergency, and never to say “hi”.

I know what you’re doing and I will not be fooled.

I am going to sit here and watch you do this to me. No, I will find you. I will track you down, and make you pay for fucking with my mind. You will not do this do me. My brother in law never calls, and it’s never to invite me to golf. My father left my mother, and my mother does not call me to tell me that they’re fine and happy.
I know what you’re doing and I will not be fooled.

I received your email. You’re lying. I’m the real Andrew, the one that lives this life. You can’t replace me. You cannot replace me. I will not be replaced by something different. I saw him today. Walking into my office while I was walking back from the restroom. Good job, he looks like me. He walks like me, he talks like me. But he does not act like me.

I fucking know what you’re doing and I will not be fucking fooled.

I went home tonight. My wife did not see me. My wife screamed, she hit me, and told me to get out of her house. My children cried when they saw my face, they hid from me. I left, only to see “Andrew” go inside. They loved him, ran to him, cried to him, told him what had happened.

I know what you have done. And they have been fooled.

 

 

For therealandrew


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