Big-arse Russian novel

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
I'm a big fan of Tolstoy and Pushkin, allright? This is meant as a joke.

Submitted: February 24, 2007

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So I was born in the Urals but my family got pissed off with my left-wing intellectual frame of mind so I ran off to Petersburg to hang out with my cousin who was a bit shallow but basically a good guy and we hung out for a while and then my parents died and I had to come back to the family farm which by this highly turbulent period in Russian history had been fucked up severely and although I was a bit resistant to rural life at first I eventually got all touchy-feely about the conditions and social plight of the serfs and also became enamoured with the essential purity of rural life and while I was doing this I fell in love with a low-born but good-hearted girl which was interestingly happening at the exact same time that my cousin was pursuing a courtship with this chick in Snt Petersburg who was beautiful but a bit of a bitch and through our mutual dilemmas we experienced a lot of shit and learnt a lot of shit and some other stuff that I can’t remember in as much detail happened to some other guys we knew but it was all highly illustrative both of the social and political dilemmas peculiar to eighteenth century Russia and of eternally enduring existential problems. There was some ice-skating at some point.


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