The Adventures of Super Emo (No.2)

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This is Emo save the day!

Submitted: April 30, 2008

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Submitted: April 30, 2008

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The Adventures of Super Emo

Episode 2=The Fist of Father!

Once on a dark and gloomy day, My whale-bone cutting knife went blunt, I had run out of make-up from my $1400 make-up kit and my really cool Emo hair was messed up, also my hair was turning it's orginal colour: Red! Everything will cost about $2000 to fix everything, and I've only got $250 on me at the moment, I can't just walk to the bank and take-out my father's money... OH! I meant my money.

I went up to my father and I pleaded him "I HATE YOU!!!!!" He reponded "I love you to son, but don't be so loud it's 4:30 in the morning!" Hmmmmm...Father was right, the mall wasn't going to be open for another 5 hours, I think I should go right back to sleep, YAWN! Zzzzzz! I dreamt of when I'd get a blood transplant in 3 days from a conformist, he's giving his life to trash! (which is me, an Emo).

I woke up, I grabed my father's wallet, he went up to my chest and said in a firm voice "What are you doing with my wallet,which has exactly$2000 in its contenents?!" I had to make a lie, and quick "Well dad, I want to take up Law School!" A shuder went down my spine. "Ok, but you'll need$7000 for the first semister!" He went into a room, and came out with $5000 cash. "Here you go!" I shouted in his face "GO AWAY!" Father said to him self "Awww, isn't he so cute! After I spent another $1000(than I thought I would), I gave$400 to each of my Emo friends.

"What took you so long!" He said,I said "Law School and the money got burnt in a fire" He sadly said to himself "Well, I guess he could become a doctor!"


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