Living Vat

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Its all in the name of the great chuckle button

Submitted: January 18, 2019

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Submitted: January 18, 2019

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It don't matter who I am. What I did is what matters.

This morning I ate a bunch of wine grapes, swallowed the appropriate amount of sugar, according to the experience wino who sleeps on the park bench down the street. Then I added the appropriate amount of yeast, once again according to the wino on the bench down the street. Then I went to the gym and ran on a treadmill for an hour which I was told was like barefoot mashing.

Completely ready now I when into my bedroom and stood on my head and waited for things to happen which I thought would be, I would be drunk because I followed everything needed to make wine.

Unfortunately, I soon barfed my guts out all over the place because I didn't take into account that the wino on the bench down the street probably only drank cheap half baked wine. 


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