Box My Boxer Short You Midget

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A Midget boxer Myk Byson of Transylvannia was arrested by police for taking his craft to the streets on the weekend and repeatedly punching Clark Wayne in the testicle like there is no tomorrow.

Submitted: September 29, 2015

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A Midget boxer Myk Byson of Transylvannia was arrested by police for taking his craft to the streets on the weekend and repeatedly punching Clark Wayne in the testicle like there is no tomorrow.

Both parties were at the Hulkeye gym when the altercation occured. Mr. Clark Wayne left his cell phone ringing with a disturbing anti-midget ringtone while trying to make fun of Mr. Myk Byson's boxer shorts. "This shorts fits my 6 year old kid! Hahahaha", Mr. Clark Wayne said with a laugh.

Boxer Myk Byson coincidently stepped out of the locker room after hearing and seeing enough of Mr. Clark Wayne's malicious discriminantion. He didn't even bother to look up took Mr. Clark Wayne's genitallia for a speed bag and proceeded to use both hands to work him over. Mr. Myk Byson punched for about 15 times before he stop. Mr. Clark Wayne screamed like a sissy girl but kept fighting using only his left hand. The fight ended when Mr. Clark Wayne fainted with a fatal uppercut to his testicle that sent him jumping like a spring for about 5 feet in the air and fell heavily down the ground like an old plywood. Mr. Clark Wayne was quickly brought to the hospital and got treatment for three days, he almost lost his manhood but luckily he lived for another day.

Boxer Myk Byson who stands three feet tall and insisted he is not guilty although admitting Mr. Clark Wayne fought "one helluva fight." "Not many fighters can take a low blow like that and stay standing.", said Mr. Myk Byson.

"But he's like a warrior, he can take all my blows to his genitallia, especially my infamous uppercut that almost killed a 4 feet Gorilla, he's very lucky to see the sun again." added Mr. Myk Byson.

"Next time he make fun of my height and my boxer shorts again, I'll make sure his soul will never reach heaven, I guess twenty uppercuts like that will gonna do it." said Mr. Myk Byson.

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