Coffee

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Coffee, and why have have to keep drinking it.

Submitted: April 26, 2007

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Coffee sucks.
but if we stop drinking coffee..  think what that will do to the environment?
suddenly Starbucks is precariously perched on the brink of bankruptcy...
thousands of workers are faced with losing their jobs...
hundreds of Brazilian coffee bean field workers will riot in the streets because they will no longer be making 4 pesos a day;...
the rampage in Brazil will undoubedly spark wild fires that will burn large portions of the Amazonian Rain Forests
Viva La Revolution!!!
without these rain forests, CO2 will sky rocket and suddenly global warming is no longer an Al Gore Revival meeting but the real deal.
ice caps melt, New York is flooded, the markets collapse meaning that ever American is suddenly forced to learn Chinese when they buy the entire country for $3.56
Americans revolt and one crazed military official pushes "the button"
bam.. nuclear winter.
we really need to save the world and go to Starbucks.
becuase we don't want the nuclear winter
I mean... I know I am busy and all but I think I can take 5 minutes out of my day to save the world.
And maybe we'll get our names on a plaque


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