The Lonely Muffin

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
I wrote this for all muffins everywhere! No jk, I'm just really high after my AMP and a MONSTER so I definitely need to write something.

Submitted: October 27, 2010

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The Lonely Muffin

Host:

Hello everyone. Today we are debating the economical crisis of SPORTS

Toney:

Great! Who are we playing?

Host:

I don't know. This is a debate channel.

Toney:

I want box seats.

Host:

No

Toney:

Why not!!!

(Whines like a little kid)

Host:

Because no one likes you!!! Okay, now tonight we bring out our main guest.....Toney Romo!

Toney Romo:

Heyyyyyy everyone!

Other Toney:

ROMO's AHOMO!!!! ROMO's AHOMO!!!

Host:

Tonight we are playing jeporady!

Random Girl From The Audience:

I thought this was a debate!!!

Host:

C'mon down player numer one!

(Waves girl over)

What's your name?

Amber:

Amber!

Host:

Nobody asked you!!!!

Amber:

(In tears)

B-but....I-

Other Toney:

ROMO's A HOMO!!!! ROMO's A HOMO!!!!

Host:

On with the show!

Contestants, please take your designated areas. I have them color coated. Amber is green, Toney is pink, and homo- uhhh Romo is blue!

Toney:

(Snickers)

Homo.

Romo:

IWANTEDPINK!!!!

P!nk:

Here I am!

Amber:

OMG like hi!!! I love your writing!

P!nk:

I'm a singer- dumbass

Romo:

Hey! You cant talk to her like that!

Toney:

Except Romo the Homo. You can talk to him like that.

Host:

I only get payed if we do the gameshow within the time limit. God, don't you idiots know anything? My job, as a show host, is to make children and lonely thrity year old men who live with their mothers sit and watch this crap from 9pm to 11pm. NOWGETINYOURPLACESORIWILLHAVETOGOMONALISAONYOURASSES!!

Amber:

(Presses the buzzer. BUZZ)

What did Leonardo Dicaprio paint!?

Host:

Amber, you're an idiot who will never amount to anything.....Wanna be friends?

Amber:

Omg! Like ya-

Toney:

ROMO's AHOMO!!!!



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