the phantom knicker nicker

Poem by: dreaming of you

Summary

a sort of detective story .

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Submitted: August 14, 2008

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Submitted: August 14, 2008

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twenty detectives all hand picked

trying to find the knickers that have just been nicked

they have worked all day but nothing has clicked

i'm sure this case has got them licked .

you see in this neighbourhood of mine

someone has been stealing knickers from washing lines

they've just been washed so smell divine

but the police are seeking clues and signs.

up to now the coppers have got it wrong

arresting me when they found my thong

now they're back on my bum where they belong

with a pair of socks to make me look like king dong .

the police accepted i do not lie

besides i had an alibi

but for a minute there i thought i'd die

because my thong is pink i can't think why.

now the police are hunting someone in a trouser suit

they say he has a yellow willy but that could be fruit

if it is a banana its a real big beaut

oh and they claim this person wears kinky boots .

so i'm not sure this a male

as each enquiry seems to fail

so i'm warning the subject of my little tale

if she doesnt behave she'll go to jail .

i've given you clues so please work out

who this story is about

she's amazing , gorgeous and be in no doubt

if she ever needs bail just give me a shout .


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