Two elderly ladies from texas

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a bit of fun

Submitted: January 14, 2009

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Submitted: January 14, 2009



two elderly ladies from texas

went for a car ride one day

but enroute to the local mall

they realised they'd forgotten the way .


they saw a young man fishing

directions from him they would ask

but i'm afraid that their zimmer frames

were simply not upto the task .


so they called him over

and he was eager to please

until ana pulled down his trousers

when did we last see one of these .


the young man covered his todger

as into the back seat they fly

they fought to pull his hands away

but could'nt remember why .


i know i should'nt make fun of old ladies

from wherever those ladies might be

but those two old codgers from texas

have so earned this from me .


breathless they are returning

to the old folks home we all share

they would like to get revenge on me

but i know they just would'nt dare .

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