You might be a geek if...

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A compiled list made by Myself and Johnny Jones. Are you a geek?

Submitted: December 28, 2009

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You Might Be A Geek If….
 
- You are actually afraid of Chuck Norris, and have a respectful fear of Christopher Walken
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- Your fingers are permanently in the WASD formation
- You have one or more Manga Girl Wallpapers on your computer
- You know the answer to: Life, the universe and everything
- You don’t know how far it is to your state capitol but you know exactly how may miles it is from Hobbiton to Mt. Doom.
- You can relate to both Largo and Tycho
- Rem Lazar changed your life
- You cried when Chewbacca died
- Your only form of exercise is DDR
- You have had a crush on an animated character…recently
- You learned everything you need to know in life from Wikipedia and GI Joe PSA’s
- You wish you could visit a modern day faire and then come back to renaissance life.
- You wish talk like a pirate day was celebrated year round.
- You consider the Geek national anthem to be: Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Leonard Nimoy.
- You consider your dyslexia a second language
- You think the real reason The Lone Gunmen went off the air is because the writers were “silenced” by the shadow government
- the predictive text on your phone knows words in drow, klingon and elven
- the last time you read a book, you accidentally read 3 extra chapters before you realized that there are no 'save points' in real life
- you really do think you're turning Japanese
- greatest musicians of all time: Beethoven, led zeppelin and weird al
- you've been out in the middle of the night wearing a costume, and you weren't trick-or-treating
- you are fluent in 7 languages and none of them will help you speak to another human being
- you own 8 pounds of dice, but don't know how to play craps
- you refer to those dice as your 'jewels'
- said 'jewels' are also the most expensive jewels you own
- you have no clue who the 39th U.S. president was, but you can list back 100 generations of elven royalty
-you know what mjolnir is but don’t have a degree in Norse mythology
- You’ve used your replica of the One Ring to sneak past/hide from someone you didn’t want to see.
- You feel the need to explain the difference between geek and nerd if someone calls you a nerd
- Your favorite number is an irrational number
- Every time you get hurt you say “its just a flesh wound”
- You wear skull and crossbones not because it’s a fad but because you are actually a pirate.
- You thought the X-files was a documentary
- You consider the game of Risk just a warm up
-  Your dresser is filled with computer parts and your clothes are on a pile on the floor.
- you know what, up up down down left right left right B A select start, does.
- You find yourself breaking your neighbors potted plants because you think there might be hearts, arrows or bombs inside
- Your vacation itinerary looks like this:
1. Area 51
2. Loch Ness
3. Dragoncon
4. New Zealand
5. Narnia
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