Watzing a Murderer

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
My original parody of the Australian classic poem "Waltzing Matilda".

Submitted: December 23, 2008

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Waltzing a Murderer

By Dylan J. Harley

 Once a crazy maniac, stalking round a newsagent

In the shadows of a dumpster

And he muttered as he waited till hisvictim stumbled

"Who'll come a waltzing a murderer with me?"

Waltzing a murderer, waltzing a murderer,

Walking down the street, throwing bodies in the creek.

And he muttered as he waited till his victim stumbled

"Who'll come a waltzing a murderer with me?"

Along came a man to buy a drink from the strore

Up jumped the maniac and grabbed him in glee

And he giggled and he lauged as he stowed him in glee

"YOU'LL come a waltzing a murderer with me."

Waltzing a murderer, waltzing a murderer,

Walking down the street, throwing bodies in the creek.

And he giggled and he laughed as he he stowed him in glee

"YOU'LL come a waltzing a murderer with me."

Up drove the brother a driving in his Porsche,

Up drove the policeman - one, two, three

"Where's that married man you've got inside your tucker bag?

You'll come a waltzing a murderer with me."

 

Waltzing a murderer, waltzing a murderer,

Walking down the street, throwing bodies in the creek.

"Where's that married man you've got inside your tucker bag?

You'll come a waltzing a murderer with me."

But the maniac, he up and jumped into the fast running sewer,

Drowning himself underneat the alley.

And his ghost may be heard as it moans in the sewer

"Who'll come a waltzing a murderer with me?"

Waltzing a murderer, waltzing a murderer,

Walking down the street, throwing bodies in the creek.

And his ghost may be heard as it moans in the sewer

"Who'll come a waltzing a murderer with me?"


© Copyright 2020 DylanJH. All rights reserved.

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