Shiny, Shiny, Shiny piece of leather,
Attracts her leanings and attracts her heart,
Silent, Silent, Silent as a sparrow,
She grabs his feet and pulls his legs apart!
Missing, missing, missing was his mother,
She had witnessed these deeds before,
Huddled, huddled, huddled like a vulture,
She used to break down behind the door!
Washing, washing, washing out the fluid,
Mary decided to brush his teeth,
Passing, passing, passing her a mirror,
Joseph was pilled out on ecstasy!
Lying, lying, lying on toilet paper,
Joesph stared at his diamond ring,
Mary, Mary, Mary was a virgin,
But that night changed everything!
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