Ed's Diet

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Ed's Diet

Why get thinner?

When I can have more dinner!

 

Why eat a tomato?

When I can have a potatoe!

 

Why pass on ice cream?

when it's what I dream!

 

Why eat a salad?

It's not food, it's not valid!

 

I guess I will skip desert

I can't get into my shirt!!!


Submitted: October 04, 2018

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