25 things that are either Wrong with Edward Cullen or Awesome about Jacob Black!
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- Jacob is Hot
- Edward is over-protective
- Edward almost killed himself over Bella
- Guys who sparkle are usually gay
- Jacob is literally Hot
- Edwards nipples are deformed
- Jacob has a sense of humor
- Jacob really cares about Bella
- Edward broke bellas car
- Edward doesn't want bella to see her best friend
- Edward broke into Bella's house
- Edward watches Bella sleep-hello, CREEPY
- Wolves are good boyfriends
- Wolves are good Husbands
- Jacob is entirely devoted to Renesmee
- Edward is way too quiet, I'd get really creeped out!
- Edward is cold
- Edward is old
- Jacobis only 16 - perfect!
- Jacob has impressive muscles
- Edward is WAAAAAAAAAAY too aggressive
- Edward was born inthe 1920's
- Jacob actually cared about Bella
- Jacob never truly broke a promise to Bella
- Jacob is a great mechanic
- Jacob never left bella if he had a choice, Edward did
- Jacob is a werewolf
- Edward is a complete psycho - all of the above tie into that
- Edward is a vampire
- Edward's eyes are just plain wierd
- Edward needs to comb his hair
- Jacob has good taste in girls
- Edward is too cold to kiss, kinda like licking a pole in the winter
- Jacob keeps you warm
-----see what I mean? He's gross!
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Nice!
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haha thanks... yours too! Everybody check hers out!
lol, number 4 got me laughing, I knew that this list would have something like that on it! Agreed, EDWARD IS CONTROLLING! Jacob is a big cuddly wolf!
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too true
Lol. That's funny! I'm a total twilight psycho, and I love Edward, but this is funny, and I kinda like it. One thing though... Edward was born in 1901. He was changed into a vampire in 1918, when he was seventeen. Yes, I have read the books multiple times and have parts of the movie memorized. lol.
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oh whatever... he's still old! And I, too, have bits of the series memorized!
i was dying of laughter at #33
its like A Christmas Storie all over again
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hey thanks
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