I'm Your Cos-Play Fantasy

So what character do you want me to be?

How do you want me to act?

Be Super Girl for your fantasy?

Or Harley Quinn with a wicked chant?

What role do you want me to play?

To help get you out of your rut?

Become a dragon mistress out to slay?

Or Princess Leia chained to your Hut?

Maybe I could be your Barbie Doll?

And we’d do it in the doll house

It’s your call

I could Cos-play Faye Valentine non-stop

And we’d dance the all night Bebop

With my tight blue leotard and camouflage on my legs

My Cammy: Street Fighter will make you beg

Maybe you prefer the feline type

I would be the purrrfect Catwoman

To make things right

And as Xena: The Warrior Princess

I could make your life hell

So maybe you’d prefer

That I be Gabrielle

But when it’s all over at the end of the night

And all this role playing is finally done

You’ll quickly realize that I was right

You don’t have to be a superhero to have some fun

And the sexist super girl you’ll ever see

Is the girl you know as me, Elise!