Betty: "Howeya Mary"
Mary: "Ahh, Betty, ya alri?, any news"
B: "Ah news, now you've asked! Did you hear about yer wan?"
M: "Yer wan?"
B: "Ya know yer wan, yer wan from foxrock... yer wan that knicked his bike!"
M: "Ah go away, go away outta that, sure that's a load of cock & bull!!"
B: "No, sure wasn't it plastered all across the newspapers!?"
M: "But, she wouldn't she's yer man's daughter!?"
B: "But she did... Apparently he took de car off her, spending too much time around yer man, and well know know.
Well... she got into one of her moods."
M: "Oh... Really?"
B: "Story has it, she decided she needed to go to the supermarket!"
M: "What? Her? Da supermarket?"
B: "I know yeah,.. but the security caught her with something!"
M: "With wha?"
B: "I don't know, something though!"
M: "Sure she's goin' off the rails, this long while!"
B: "So... She took off down de town, gets a bit tired see's this bike and just cycles off with it"
M: "Jaysus, wha was she thinkin'?"
B: "I don't know, but half way down the road, she runs a red light!"
M: "She musta been on somethin'"
M: "Was she alri though?"
B: "Her? She was fine of course, but didn't she leave two cars and a truck behind her!!"
M: "Jaysus, that's shockin'!"
B: "I know, and all this over a ........... pint a milk!!!"
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