A Bovine Analogy

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Thank goodness for females!


A Bovine Analogy


By Elton Camp


The bull has the best end of the deal

Because no discomfort does he feel


Morning sickness is to him unknown

Into no hormonal tizzy is he thrown


He doesn’t begin to gain any weight

But, as before, continues to look great


It isn’t necessary he eats for two

So just his regular meals will do


When she’s no longer nice and trim

All the cows in the pasture belong to him


While, about her, no other bull will care

And won’t even notice that she’s there


When her delivery time comes near

The bull has not a single reason to fear


Even if she should strain and bawl

He will feel no searing pain at all


Does this analogy bring to mind

The situation found with humankind?


There’s only one thing that I can say

For the females, give a big hooray!


Submitted: October 25, 2013

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Mr Watson

How true Elton, nice work.

Sat, October 26th, 2013 7:12pm


Thanks, I wasn't sure how this one would be received. Elton

Sat, October 26th, 2013 12:19pm

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