A Bovine Analogy

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Thank goodness for females!

 

A Bovine Analogy

 

By Elton Camp

 

The bull has the best end of the deal

Because no discomfort does he feel

 

Morning sickness is to him unknown

Into no hormonal tizzy is he thrown

 

He doesn’t begin to gain any weight

But, as before, continues to look great

 

It isn’t necessary he eats for two

So just his regular meals will do

 

When she’s no longer nice and trim

All the cows in the pasture belong to him

 

While, about her, no other bull will care

And won’t even notice that she’s there

 

When her delivery time comes near

The bull has not a single reason to fear

 

Even if she should strain and bawl

He will feel no searing pain at all

 

Does this analogy bring to mind

The situation found with humankind?

 

There’s only one thing that I can say

For the females, give a big hooray!

 


Submitted: October 25, 2013

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Mr Watson

How true Elton, nice work.

Sat, October 26th, 2013 7:12pm

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Thanks, I wasn't sure how this one would be received. Elton

Sat, October 26th, 2013 12:19pm

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