A Dog On the Bed

Poem by: Elton Camp

Summary

Experts say that half of house dogs sleep with their owners!

Content

Submitted: October 27, 2013

A A A | A A A

Content

Submitted: October 27, 2013

A A A

A A A


 

A Dog On the Bed

 

By Elton Camp

 

Kevin was inordinately fond of his hound

So it was in his bed the canine was found

 

Even after Kevin got married

Still in the bed the dog tarried

 

His wife said, “I’m tired of odor and fleas.

Get that dirty mutt off of our bed, please!”

 

So Kevin reluctantly told his wife okay

But the dog continued sleeping that way

 

She spit out, “He’s more important than me.

So it’s in the guest bedroom that I’ll be.”

 

“You can come a visit me there,

But don’t bring that bag of hair!”

 

Because the dog scratched with his feet

Kevin’s surrender of the bed was complete

 

To the dog alone the bed was kept

It was on the floor that Kevin slept

 

His wife ran away with his college friend

Such devotion to a dog his marriage did end

 


© Copyright 2016 Elton Camp. All rights reserved.

A Dog On the Bed A Dog On the Bed

Status: Finished

Genre: Other

Houses:

Details

Status: Finished

Genre: Other

Houses:

Summary

Experts say that half of house dogs sleep with their owners!
Share :
Twitter

Booksie Popular Content

Genres & Types

Add picture

Paste the link to picture in the entry below:

— or —

Drag a picture from your file manager into this box,
or click to select.

Add video

Paste the link to Youtube video in the following entry:

Existing Comments:
Bad selection

Cannot annotate a non-flat selection. Make sure your selection starts and ends within the same node.

(example of bad selection): This is bold text and this is normal text.
(example of good selection): This is bold text and this is normal text.
Bad selection

An annotation cannot contain another annotation.

Anonymous
Really delete this comment?
Anonymous
Really delete this comment?

There was an error uploading your file.


    
Anonymous