A Stinking Dog In the House

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Our noses knew

Submitted: October 09, 2013

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Submitted: October 09, 2013




A Dog in the House


By Elton Camp


We knew the minute we went in the door

From a rank odor we had smelled before


Few odors are more repulsive than these

It’s a mixture of urine and canine feces


Stenches that normal humans can’t abide

Yet ones that Lori doesn’t attempt to hide


At her house odor, she may be surprised

Perhaps her nose has become desensitized


We both wonder what Lori would think

If we say, “Your house sure does stink.”


We are just a bit tempted to try it,

But suspect she’s angrily deny it


She regards her mutt as a child

Speak against it and she gets riled


So we warily look around

For a place we can sit down


But dog hair coats every chair

Brown and yellow here & there


“I’ll get Bruiser to give you a kiss,” she said

While she went for him, we quickly fled


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