Dog Free To Good Home: A Satire

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Poem by: Elton Camp

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A biting satire

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A biting satire

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Submitted: June 20, 2013

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Dog Free to Good Home

 

By Elton Camp

 

I have a dog to give away

One I picked up as a stray

 

Only good homes need apply

Who Brutus’ needs will supply

 

Recommendations you must give

And let me come see how you live

 

Also, Brutus must be kept inside

A fenced yard must be supplied

 

Pet insurance you must take out

Vet visits supplied without doubt

 

Table scraps you mustn’t feed

The finest food he does need

 

Just to take him in is not okay

An adoption is the only way

 

Your fur child he has to be

In order for you to satisfy me

 

Also, his territory you must respect

Otherwise, it’s an attack to expect

 

If all of these things you will supply

Then to adopt him you may apply

 

 


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