Dog Free To Good Home: A Satire

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A biting satire

Submitted: June 20, 2013

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Submitted: June 20, 2013



Dog Free to Good Home


By Elton Camp


I have a dog to give away

One I picked up as a stray


Only good homes need apply

Who Brutus’ needs will supply


Recommendations you must give

And let me come see how you live


Also, Brutus must be kept inside

A fenced yard must be supplied


Pet insurance you must take out

Vet visits supplied without doubt


Table scraps you mustn’t feed

The finest food he does need


Just to take him in is not okay

An adoption is the only way


Your fur child he has to be

In order for you to satisfy me


Also, his territory you must respect

Otherwise, it’s an attack to expect


If all of these things you will supply

Then to adopt him you may apply



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