Don't Take This the Wrong Way

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Words said prior to an insult

Submitted: October 17, 2013

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Don’t Take This the Wrong Way

 

By Elton Camp

 

“Don’t take this the wrong way”

Just before an insult people say

 

It’s certain to be something bad

They mean, “Hey, don’t get mad.”

 

You’re to take unsolicited advice

Yet treat the presumptuous one nice

 

“Don’t take this the wrong way,

But you smell just like hair spray.”

 

“Don’t take this the wrong way,

Do you realize how much you weigh?”

 

“Don’t take this the wrong way,

Your English ignorance does betray.”

 

“Don’t take this the wrong way,

At your clothes I feel dismay.”

 

“Don’t take this the wrong way,

Too much cleavage you display.”

 

“Don’t take this the wrong way,

I notice your kids never obey.”

 

“Don’t take this the wrong way,

But welcome the nosy thing I say.”

 


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