Emptying the Spam Folder

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How gullible do they think I am?

Submitted: December 17, 2013

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Emptying the Spam Folder

By Elton Camp

Whenever to check mail I go
There are few from folks I know
To keep my computer neat
The spam mail I then delete

At the titles I take a peek
Wrongly filed ones I seek
There’s one from dearest friend
Offering to share millions again

Then, all kinds of weight I lose
If their expensive plan I choose
A young woman wants me to see
Her erotic pictures supplied free

A fabulous prize I did win
Without putting my name in
All online I can get a college degree
Unaccredited, what good will it be?

Or perhaps this will interest me
Mortgage rates as low as can be
A vacation I’ve been given free
Just go to their website and see

The one that will never cease
Offers phallus size to increase
With a swift move of my hand
All such go to the garbage can

 


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