Frightening Questions from the Stewardess

Reads: 236  | Likes: 0  | Shelves: 0  | Comments: 1

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Pinterest
  • Invite

Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Perhaps this is "gallows humor"


~~The Stewardess’ Startling Questions

By Elton Camp

Safety procedures she will mention
Few, if any, pay very much attention

They are interested in taking a nap
Or using the computer in their lap

One day, the stewardess was taken aback
Because the captain had a heart attack

He groaned and slumped in his seat
She could barely hear his heart beat

There was no copilot on that flight
So she gasped in horror at the sight

To passengers she said, “Attention please”
The words she next spoke are these:

Is anyone CPR trained to try
Or any who a airplane can fly?

In stunned silence passengers sat
For all had given heed to that


Submitted: January 19, 2014

© Copyright 2021 Elton Camp. All rights reserved.

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Reddit
  • Pinterest
  • Invite

Add Your Comments:


J E Hunter

Ha, some pretty dark humor there, I like it!

Sun, January 19th, 2014 2:34am


Maybe it should be classified as "gallows humor?" Thanks for your comment.

Sat, January 18th, 2014 6:47pm

Facebook Comments

Boosted Content from Other Authors

Short Story / War and Military

Book / Action and Adventure

Short Story / Romance

Book / Action and Adventure

Other Content by Elton Camp