German Shepherd For Sale Really Cheap

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Meg had to dispose of her vicious dog

Submitted: October 12, 2013

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Submitted: October 12, 2013




German Shepherd For Sale Really Cheap


By Elton Camp


Her huge dog was Meg’s delight

Though destructive & prone to bite


In the shrubbery, he liked to dig

And he stank worse than a pig


The cur was a neighborhood blight

Because he barked loudly all night


A sack of dog food lasted only days

He was trouble in so many ways


He bit a neighbor in his own yard

To defend the lawsuit would be hard


The cops were knocking at her door

Saying they wouldn’t take it any more


Her husband finally got his fill

“Our marriage that dog does chill.”


“So choose which it’s going to be.

You can lose either him or me!”


Meg nailed a For Sale poster to a tree

Hoping some dog lover might see


“German shepherd for sale real cheap.

Once you take him, you’ve got to keep.”


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