German Shepherd For Sale Really Cheap

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Poem by: Elton Camp

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Genre: Humor

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Meg had to dispose of her vicious dog

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Meg had to dispose of her vicious dog

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Submitted: October 12, 2013

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German Shepherd For Sale Really Cheap

 

By Elton Camp

 

Her huge dog was Meg’s delight

Though destructive & prone to bite

 

In the shrubbery, he liked to dig

And he stank worse than a pig

 

The cur was a neighborhood blight

Because he barked loudly all night

 

A sack of dog food lasted only days

He was trouble in so many ways

 

He bit a neighbor in his own yard

To defend the lawsuit would be hard

 

The cops were knocking at her door

Saying they wouldn’t take it any more

 

Her husband finally got his fill

“Our marriage that dog does chill.”

 

“So choose which it’s going to be.

You can lose either him or me!”

 

Meg nailed a For Sale poster to a tree

Hoping some dog lover might see

 

“German shepherd for sale real cheap.

Once you take him, you’ve got to keep.”

 


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